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So my brother emailed me this picture with the caption “Now WHO could they have had to deal with to make this law….”
Wait a minute what is this treachery? -B.D.
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howto-developexecutive-style asked: Have there been any mysterious disappearances since Pulitzer's cannibalism was discovered?
-B.D.
“One Newsboy Stabs Another.” January 02, 1897. The Sun. (Another article about the same stabbing incident, but this one mentions the Oak Street Station House, nearest police station to the Lodging House.)
Source: Chronicling America
Apparently your guys’ teacher is troll!Denton. He’s wearing a bowtie, come on.
First no one would dance with me at tumblr prom, now I am a troll? I need to compulsively buy some more bow ties and go sulk in the corner.
(Source: meme-spot, via sdnflksafjlnnlsfg-bye-deactivat)
Hi everyone I am ready for Tumblr prom. Now who wants to dance with Denty?
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This day in history:
Minutes before giving a speech on a campaign stop in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Theodore Roosevelt is shot in an assassination attempt.
The would-be assassin’s bullet is slowed down after travelling through a steel eyeglass case and the folded, fifty page speech he intended to give, stopping in his chest. Realizing that he wasn’t coughing up blood, Roosevelt figured he was well enough to go ahead and deliver his speech rather than rush to the hospital.
He spoke for the next 90 minutes, opening with the words:
“Ladies and gentlemen, I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose.”
Doctors deemed it too risky to remove the bullet, and Roosevelt carried it with him inside his body for the rest of his life.
October 14, 1912 - 99 years ago today.
I might just have to rewrite my essay on who was the most progressive president - Teddy is just too impressive, I kinda’ want to marry him.
I think in the list of ‘most badass political figures’ he makes at least the top five okay.
dang
THIS MOTHERFUCKER.
If Cracked has taught me anything it’s that all the Roosevelt’s are BAMFs.
Dayum, Roosevelt. *Salutes*
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(Source: youmightlikethese)
